Need Your Passport : E4's the InBetweeners

Simon, Neil, Jay, & Will

Series Name: The InBetweeners
Television Network : E4 (BBCAmerica in the US)
Running Time : 21-24 Minutes
Broadcast Run : May 1st, 2008 to Present

Will McKenzie(Simon Bird), Simon Cooper(Joe Thomas), Jay Cartwright(James Buckley), & Neil Sutherland(Blake Harrison) attempt to wade their way through high school. The most accurate depiction of outcasts in (“primary”) education since Freaks & Geeks comes from across the pond, and starts Season 3 on E4 on September 4th.

Will is a transfer student from boarding school, and carries with him a briefcase instead of a backpack on his first day. As such, his fellow students label him as a “Briefcase Wanker,” and properly ostracize the young pupil. Assigned to guide Will during his first day is Simon Cooper, who is none too thrilled at the assignment. He requests Will to follow him, but only at the socially acceptable distance of ten feet. Simon meanwhile, is completely enamored by fellow student Carli D’Amato.

Soon, Simon realizes he is just as socially inept as Will and the two form an unlikely duo of friendship. Will meets Jay, sex crazed and incredibly exaggerative of his former sexual conquest, and Neil, a well meaning but ignorantly uninformed doof. The four become a rag tag gang of misfits.

Simon is woefully enamored with Carli D’Amato, a long standing childhood unrequited crush. The boys misadventures rely on attempting to impress girls or getting served at the local pub, usually with embarrassing consequences. In one episode, the boys skip school to drink at friend Neil’s house, only for Neil’s father to come home and Will to drunkenly exclaim he’s a bumder(homosexual). In another, Jay had called his vacation spot the Caravan Club a den of horny swingers, and the boys go there to prove him wrong. They also attempted to have a fun night out in a London club, only to have their car booted, Simon have to trade his shoes to a homeless man due to wearing athletic sneakers, and Neil to cut his penis on the tip of a soda can as he spilled piss all over Simon’s car. Even when things go well(Will beds high school hottie Charlotte “Big Jugs,” Scott kisses Carli D’Amato), things inevitably turn to shit.

Plus it uses “Flourescent Adolescence” by Arctic Monkeys as background music, so bonus points. Other suggested songs from its soundtrack include “Foundations” by Kate Nash, “Don’t Look Back into the Sun” by the Libertines, “Sheila” by Jamie T, “I’m a Cuckoo” by Belle & Sebastian, “Love is an Unfamilar Name” by the Duke Spirit, and “Second Minute or Hour” by Jack Penate.

The true aspect of this show that shines the brightest is it's dialogue. A socially unacceptable but no doubt woefully accurate depiction of the teenage adolescent male's mind during their formative years. Replace the British slang with American, and you have an authentic American teenager.

It's Always Sunny meets Freaks & Geeks.

Highly Suggested.

B+

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The InBetweeners w/ a Guide to Insulting Your Mates


the InBetweeners : Jay Impresses Charlotte

Simon “Sir! Look at his blazers for starters. He’s got an actual briefcase! His shoes are clumpy, his hair’s a bit gay, and that badge. I mean the badge alone!” – Simon to Will during their first meeting.
Jay “ I’m just really good at shagging now, see what I’m saying?
Neil “Bullocks. How you do it best then?’
Jay “Just deep. Try to get really deep, right up to the balls.
Neil “And do you put the balls in?”
Jay “What?”
Neil “I heard you gotta put the balls in really to make it work.”
Jay “Yeah, can do. Some girls like it, some don’t.”

Jay’s Dad “I know what you’re up to, you think cause she’s sooo massive she’ll count as 2 shags, well she doesn’t!”

JAY “I’m gonna go find that yummy mummy who wants me to spunk on her tummy.”
Will "Ohh! A rapey rhyme! How lovely!"

Will: Well that's a touching sentiment.
Jay: I'd touch your mum's sentiment.
Will: That doesn't mean anything.
Jay: It means I'd touch her arse . . . with my cock.

Jay: "Neil's dad gave the monkeys aids."
Neil: "Oi take that back'!"
Jay: "Thats what the Monkeys said!"

Simon "Its YOUR spunk!
Neil "But it's YOUR car!"
Simon "What...so if I spunked in your face it would be yours?"

 Jay "If she see's you with that, she'll be foaming at the gash."

(As Simon has just "pulled a bird," Jay hands him a condom.)
Jay "Fill this up for me."